TerrasBlog - Putting the 'F' into Football... 

Not much on is there?

Not too much to talk about today is there!!!



I am not getting carried away though, as one of the maggots dwindling support pointed out on our forum, they could get their revenge next week and don't forget a 1-0 win for them could be just as important in the our season as this 8-0 win. Forget goal difference it's 3 points that count. Still lets have a laugh at them for now!!!



According to this post on the hilarious Dorchester Town FC (and we all now know that doesnt stand for football club!!) forum ( http://www.the-magpies.net/ )

our manager reminds this individual of four year olds that he/she teaches....

WHY? DO THEY DICK YOU 8-0 AS WELL THEN????

hahahahahah

Feel free to reply to the post, I am barred I think...

http://http://b3.boards2go.com/boards/board.cgi?action=read&id=1072521997&user=magpie7/


Here's what the NonLeagueYeovilPaper had to say about the match...

http://http://www.nonleaguedaily.com/news/index.php?&newsmode=FULL&nid=14658/


Right back to the party...

Laters

Joyeux Noel

So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's havin fun...


Everyone else is doing it so why not jump on the bandwagon??

TERRASBLOG 2003 Awards

Category: Weymouth FC

Player of the year- Steve Tully (Probably the best defender outside of the league, ok the conference!)

Goal of the year- CiG (h) vs Nuneaton Borough (It was then it sunk in that this was really happening)

Best Performance of the year- Hinckley (h). We got 2-0 up and didnt throw it away!!!

Worst Performance of the year- TIE Ilkeston (a)/Folkstone (a). Were those performances really in 2003?

Terras fan of the year- Ian Ridley. RiG has put his money where his mouth is and sfsg for everyone concerned.




Muppet of the year- Geoff Butler. Obvious I know but he really did moan like a girl and the job was too big for him.

Best Terras Signing of the year- Paul Buckle

Category: General

Best single- Diamonds & Guns- The Transplants
Best Album- Fallen- Evanescence
Best Band- The Thrills

(Look out for some music related TerrasBlog merchandise coming soon)

Best TV- Tempation Island/Dream Team (!)

Best TV Moment- Madonna and Britney get it on at the MTV Awards.

Worst TV- Pop Idol/Lame Academy etc etc.

All thats left is for all the TerrasBlog team to wish our friends in cyberTerra land a very Happy Christmas and a successful and prosperous New Year.

Thanks for your support in 2003.

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Let the bells ring out for Christmas...

"It was the night before the biggest day of the year and all across Weymouth not a mouse could be heard to stir.

Soon Mary (RiG) and Joseph (CiG) would be setting off on a journey across the country to find the gift of the golden three points from Bethlemidlands.

The only problem would be finding three wise men and a virgin in Nuneaton.



But the first stop on their journey would be the outskirts of a town not known for their generosity at this time of year. It was true the Christmas lights would not be sparkling in Dorchester this year.

The outcome of this journey will be known by 5pm tomorrow and if successful then the year ad2004 can start with great optimism"

Mark Gardiner update!!!

Thanks to Iain for the information, Mark is alive and well (although he is now sans floppy fringe) and still performing.

Which is more than can be said for the officials Saturday.

Although we still didnt scale the depths of the Carling Cup match last night, where one of the Assistant Referees went off injured at 1/2 time. He was so injured he couldn't take on the duties of 4th official (i.e holding up a board and being a muppet). So the match was delayed.

An unlikely saviour was found in the shape of Dermot Gallagher who was in the crowd and took on the responsibility.

The farce didnt end their as according to SkySports News the referee went down during the second half and needed treatment. God knows what would have happened if he hadn't carried on.

The other disturbing thing about ref's is that their are too few of them. Every week on 6-0-6, there is some non-league ref phoning in to plead for people to take it up.

But would you want to???

Its not quite s/o/b time at the weekend but I will feel a lot more confident about our season if we are heading back down to Dorset with at least a point in our back pockets on Saturday.

Oh I wish it could be Christmas...

So apparently we've caught him at long last. I have been watching the pictures on SkyNews and it looks like it is definitely true.

What the kids will do now Father Christmas is headed for Camp X-Ray is open to conjecture.

(Whaddya mean its Saddam Hussein and not Santa??)

Great column by CiG in the People today. Any chance of a plug for this website as well as the official unofficial site???

So who's hungover after the party last night then? one two three four all of you!!!

Top marks.

I wont dwell of W-S-M's performance yesterday and it was a disapointing affair. I cant believe that they have the cheek to advertise in our programme as well (whaddya mean thats Weymouth Sheet Metal??)

Terra-Rizer is like Fixtures Man on SoccerAM at the moment, battling to keep his job!!

Within seconds of the update threatening to unmask him going live, my mobile was ringing for the password to update the site!!! Expect an increase in workload from the assistant editor shortly.

Life is full of sweet little mysteries.

When you think about it life is full of mysteries, like why is a nail bar called a nail bar when you can't get any beer from it? (answers on a postcard to the Cutting Green) or what happened to Mark Gardiner from the indie band Ride? we all know Andy Bell ended up in Oasis, but what of the other Oxford based shoegazer?

The other mystery which has been getting me down this week is how a Doc Martens premier league club can survive on gates of 450 per week? Then the penny dropped! They will have 3000+ for their only big match of the season soon and that will pay Alex Browne and Michael Walker for the rest of this campaign.


My final mystery concerns the creator of the Terras card game link...this web designer also works for a "model"

none other than famous bondage queen Jasmine Sinclair... and for you perverts out there her is the link to save you going into Google!!

http://www.jasminesinclair.co.uk/

You may have all been waiting for the Terra-Rizer to produce a column this week. To be honest he has done nothing for the site since finding TerryBennett.com so if he/she doesn't produce an update in the next 24 hours I will considering naming them and blowing their cover...

you have been warned.

Now then I am off to pick Jasmine up for a night on the town...Laters

TerrasBlog makes the news

So the Dorset Evening Echo has finally seen sense and put an article in about TerrasBlog.

Ok so it is about CiG and explains why he is called CiG and mentions our shop. But its progress!!!

The next thing on the agenda is to put something back from the Blog into the club.

Stay tuned for details.

In the meantime to celebrate our ascention to fame and infamy, here is a new design to the Blog collection.




I think you may have missed Christmas deliveries now but how about valentines!!!!

Right Tydfil you are next in our ressies sights!!!

"Back me or sack me"

The Terra-Rizer has responded to recent stinging criticism about his lack of help with the Blog by announcing his intentions to complete his first update since preseason today!!!


TerrasBlog/Weymouth Electrical

Back and Blogging

Dammit!!

I go away from my pc for a while and the bloody TerrasBlog doesnt get updated.

That bloody TerraRizer is useless. He is going to be stripped of his Assistant Editor status if he doesn't start bucking his ideas up!!!

Hooray! for the Terras getting three more hard earned points in Essex yesterday.

In years gone by an easy win at Chelmsford was about as likely as finding a bird in that county who wasn't a minger!!!


An Essex girl( picture from http://www.mingers.com/

Do much for my prediction on here that Terras would breeze past a shite Ashford Town (Middx) outfit in the Trophy.

I thought our days of mental blocks and low self confidence went out with the terralution over the summer.So I am now thinking about registering for the superb scorecheck prediction league thingy and predicting that we lose every match...

Someone had been telling me for months that Ian Ridley (Nice claret and blue shirt and tie combo gaffer, when will they be in Nige's shop!!??) reads the forum, I now know from his recent spat with the village idiot Rob Hodder that he does. Fare play Sir dont let people spread untruth's about our club.

(Ed's note-Fair play also to Rob for his honesty and apology)

My spys also tell me that he read the thread on the forum about the Superstars music and that it is staying. With the stupid amount of money the BBC charge for the tv licence I would hope they wont be after us for any royalties?

Not if an Eammon Holmes lottery programme is the best Saturday night entertainment they can come up with...


Worth staying in for?

... I can remeber when Saturday night tv was worth something. Final score with Gerald Sinstadt and Smeegle look-a-like Tony Gubba, Dukes of Hazzard with Catherine Bach,then Paul Daniels and Bergerac. It was so much better in them days!!

Anyway bringing it back to football.

I am not convinced we have to bring in another 'keeper to cover for Jase. Payner was a star when he came in a couple of seasons ago and would probably have been our first choice had he not wanted to go backpacking or whatever.

CiG says he hasnt seen much of him so have a look Stevie boy, you will be impressed...unless too much Toohey's when he was down under has limited the big mans agility.

Adios

Superstars theme music download link...

I know I posted the link on the Forum but here is the link to the Superstars website...

Wouldn't it be great if they had a store where you could get the t-shirts or especially the sweatbands...come on BBC get it sorted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/superstars/