Life is full of sweet little mysteries. 

Life is full of sweet little mysteries.

When you think about it life is full of mysteries, like why is a nail bar called a nail bar when you can't get any beer from it? (answers on a postcard to the Cutting Green) or what happened to Mark Gardiner from the indie band Ride? we all know Andy Bell ended up in Oasis, but what of the other Oxford based shoegazer?

The other mystery which has been getting me down this week is how a Doc Martens premier league club can survive on gates of 450 per week? Then the penny dropped! They will have 3000+ for their only big match of the season soon and that will pay Alex Browne and Michael Walker for the rest of this campaign.


My final mystery concerns the creator of the Terras card game link...this web designer also works for a "model"

none other than famous bondage queen Jasmine Sinclair... and for you perverts out there her is the link to save you going into Google!!

http://www.jasminesinclair.co.uk/

You may have all been waiting for the Terra-Rizer to produce a column this week. To be honest he has done nothing for the site since finding TerryBennett.com so if he/she doesn't produce an update in the next 24 hours I will considering naming them and blowing their cover...

you have been warned.

Now then I am off to pick Jasmine up for a night on the town...Laters