We're on top of the league, looking down on the maggots... 

We're on top of the league, looking down on the maggots...

...as the Carpenters once sang.

What is it about girls loving their bland music about postmen and crap like that?

Find me a woman who doesn't cry at their movie and I will have found my soulmate!!

Speaking of bands which we sort of are. I haven't done any reviews or tips recently, so here goes.

The Darkness, you either love them or hate their tongue in cheek glam rock, but far from being a one trick pony they actually have some depth in their reputoire (if that is how you spell it).

Look out for "Friday Night" which is the next single off the album and is about school days. Brilliant, I can imagine the 30 somethings getting all bleary eyed over this track.

Album wise I would still advise you to add The Libertines up the bracket album to your collection. The only thing that lets it down is the absence of dont look back into the sun, the recent single.

If you like dance music then bugger off, its crap!!!

Bringing it back to the beautiful game, we sit proudly on top of the league and can look forward to playing Hinckley next weekend.

I say look forward, until earlier in the season these Barcelona lookey likeys had the indian sign over us. Thank god for last minute goals and thank god for Stevie Claridge.

When Simon Browne's name is read out next weekend, it should be greeted with a chorus of "Englands number 1, Englands Englands number 1" Quality.

Speaking of England, what a cock up this squad has been. I wish I was going to OT tomorrow, if I took my boots I might get on!!!